Necrophiliac's lover ain't dead

About me

I was born in 1765, yes that is fact. I single handedly defeated the British, the Nazi and I won the galactic civil war but for some reason they gave that jack whole Luke all the cred, his last name isn't even Skywalker.... it's actually Waterjogger. I also helped retrieve the crystal skulls and the AIDS virus was all my fault, sorry that was entirely my bad. I have a house on the moon and I vacation in Uranus, I know, I know thats awesome right. I also graduated from Hogwarts with a bachelors in Potions and a masters in Defense Against the Dark Arts and captain of the Fluffy Hippo quidditch team.

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